Promise. In the meantime, signs that made me smile while covering 26.2 miles:
You’re in Brooklyn. Do not stop. It’s not safe here.
Watch out for hipsters.
If your nipples aren’t bleeding, you’re not trying.
Do epic shit.
If easier means 10 miles to go…welcome to easier.
Your sweatband is hot.
That man just stole my bag. Catch him!
You are the sh*t.
You trained longer than Kim Kardashian was married.
Half mile to go.